Boaby phet has demanded an announcer and camera man go to see him after saturdays show so he can comment.
announcer:is this the right place?
jeff the cameraman: Ye, im sure it is, i followed the map to the letter. It sure is creepy out here, I wish we did'nt have to do this..
announcer: your not alone in that thinking jeff, get the light ready and lets get this over with.
Jeff and the announcer start walking through the forest to their meeting point..
*sound of rustling leafs*
announcer: whassat?!?! .... did you hear anything jeff?
*sound of twigs breaking*
jeff the cameraman: im hearing lot of different things, which one are you meaning?
*sound of rustling leafs and twigs breaking*
announcer: the one that sounds li ......... ...Oh poop.. that one!
jeff the cameraman: Its probably just a badger or something ... i wouldnt worry to mu....
*SMASH* out of nowhere a rock comes flying at them and knocks out the light on their camera.
jeff the cameraman: RUN! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
announcer: Mummyyyyyyyy!
Jeff and the announcer run for their lifes, but are caught in a large netted animal trap and hoisted 2 meters from the ground. Then, from the bushes, a dark shadowy character comes out from the foliage, dressed in camoflauged clothing and holding a large hunting knife....
jeff the cameraman:We are going to die. .......
announcer: jeff, get the camera on ... boaby phet, is that you,. why did you do this, was it really neseccarry to meet us here ?!?!?
Boaby phet : I am hunting.
announcer: but where is your gun.
boaby phet: I dont need a gun, guns detatch me from my motive, i am not here to kill because i need to, i am here killing because i want to, killing is my training, extinguishing life with my own strength is my purpose .. Strife has occupied my mind and he must be stopped, he is a tough opponent who now has himself a worthy partner, so me and big bill will have to be at our peak to stop them. This is why i have came here, to the forest . . . to train ... my training is trapping and killing anything i can, bills training, well, thats just as extreme. . ..Strife ... Be aware , Be Scared, We will destroy you...
announcer: Thanks for those words boaby .... We look forward to seeing what you have in store . Now, can you let us down please..
boaby phet disapears back into the foilage , a few mintues later the sound of a wild boar being slaughtered comes from the distance.
announcer:...Boaby phet!!
a few mintues later the sound of a wild boar being slaughtered comes from the distance.
announcer:...BOABY PHET!!
jeff the cameraman:whimper ...were dead arent we?...
announcer: yes jeff, im sorry..
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